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Mar. 30th, 2004 06:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm miserable. With the exception of a few breaks I've been studying all day. And all I have ahead of me for months are long hours of studying. It's beautiful outside, but I feel guilty for not working each hour I'm away, even though it's becoming impossible to force myself back to the desk.
Please cheer me up.
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Please cheer me up.
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Date: 2004-03-30 10:13 am (UTC)Golf
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ''Why did you do that?''
The man replies, ''Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.''
Shipwrecked
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"
"What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love."
"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were."
Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same tree and yelled the same thing. Finally the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top. The husband says to himself, "By golly he's right! It DOES look like they're making love down there!"
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Date: 2004-03-30 10:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-30 04:54 pm (UTC)*hugs*
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