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Hi. I am still here. I'm sorry for neglecting my flist so much in the last few days. Will post things when there are things to say, really.

*waves*

Sorry. More than slightly tipsy.

Orlando's engagement.

If it's true then I genuinely do wish them all the best. Hollywood marriages end so often and it would be nice to see them happy. I'm not wearing a tinhat, especially not to the wedding.

On the other hand, if it's just News of the World being News of the World then I hope Orlando isn't too furious. Given that the "related articles" are Orlando Bloom linked to Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom made to wear chest wig, both of which are utter bollocks, and that the report mentions that the couple met filming a Gap ad, it's clearly not the most accurate report.