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Interview by razzleslash

1. Do you have a vibrator? What's its name?
I don't. Sorry, that's really dull. I should have made something up.

2. Orlando or Viggo? Why?
Viggo because, much as I hate to admit it, I don't think Orlando is going to provide stimulating conversation. I'm not saying I wouldn't love to fuck him, but given the choice I'd take Viggo because it could be more than just sex.

3. Admit it, you want to be a SIM. You want to live in The Mortensen house and hump 2-D Viggo.
Hell yeah, no effort to admit that. And you've demonstrated in this question that you already knew the answer to question two.

4. Name 3 Things you wouldn't put in your mouth for £50
Dog shit. Horse shit. Human shit. Only three?

5. All the way. With the lights on. JRD or Henry Mortensen?
Man, you are evil! Uh, Henry, I guess.




Your turn! To fulfill the requirements of the game:

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2. I'll reply and give you five questions to answer.
3. You'll update your LJ with the five questions answered.
4. You'll include this explanation.
5. You ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

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Razzle wanted a BanaBloom blow-job. She didn't quite get it, but hopefully this is close enough:




The muscles in Eric’s legs thrummed with tension, vibrating minutely. The skin of Eric’s leg was hot against Orlando's cheek, strained tight where Eric’s fingers dug in above the knee, nails leaving white marks. Orlando could feel fine hairs on Eric's thighs trembling.

Orlando mouthed wet kisses in across the broad thigh, nuzzling into the sweaty heat, his tongue rasping against Eric’s sacs, wetting coarse hair. The tip of Eric’s erection smeared across his temple, sticking to the curls over his forehead. Eric’s breathing hitched as Orlando lavished tiny kitten-licks at the underside of his cock, his eyes fluttering shut.

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You all need to go read Unexpected by jasmineskie. She's just updated (this link is to the most recent chapter, links to others in the header).

A long while ago I posted about MPreg and how I didn't like it because I'd never seen it convincingly done. Jassy went off and started this fic. Soon after chaosmanor wrote Thursday's Child and between them they proved that it was possible to write RPS MPREG (both are Viggorli, although with different pregnant partners) that was sensitive, funny and moving and didn't sacrifice the characters themselves.

I am more than happy to be wrong when the results are so good.

:(

I've decided I was born in the wrong month. I've been talking to my friends about going back to university and most of them are going in the next couple of weeks. I knew I'd be the last to go because Camb doesn't start until October, but still...

So my birthday, the 24th of Sept, will be after my friends go back and before I do. Leaving me here without home friends or uni friends.

And because I live such a crappy distance from all of them it's not like they can pop over for the day either.