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I just had a horrific shock.

I frequently leave my computer as it is for a few minutes if running to go get something from another room. The computer is in my room and so the only person even likely to see the screen is my sister, who is not only a slasher but pretty unshockable.

So I just left my screen open on the NC17 fic I was reading while I went to collect my sister's sandals to put in our suitcase. My screensaver kicks in after a minute anyway.

Imagine my horror to return to find my father sitting at the computer.

He's typing away happily at his email and on hearing me enter says "Oh, sorry. My server's down. Hope this is okay."

I'm just having a heart attack on the other side of the room.

Then he sends the email, gets up and leaves. Doesn't say a word.

The page I had open is minimised in the bar. I'm hoping I had minimised it before leaving and that was that. But I'm pretty sure I left it open.

*blink*

And yeah, he just left without a word.

Fic: Heat

Right, I'm off to the USA tomorrow morning and I'll be back on the 18th. I leave you all with best wishes and a fic. Apologies for the fact that it may take me a while to reply to any comments, although I'll have a few chances to get online.

Title: Heat
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Liam Neeson/Orlando Bloom
For perseph2hades for pointing out I'd left out an important paragraph and for my razzleslash because I'm going to miss her while I'm away!

A/N Happens at some point after the events in Storm

When Orlando knocked...