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Dec. 22nd, 2004 06:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aleathielFor Razzle. Made up as I go along in the "update" screen. Because she answered the below poll with write about a lonely goat herder. With pigtails
Once upon a time there was a lonely goatherder who lived next door to Heidi. When we say next door it was actually several miles, because he was lonely and all that, but Heidi's was the door that was closest. And this goatherder, whose name was Orlando (Imagine him in the little breeches with embroidery? With his curls under the little cap...) spent all his days herding goats.
Then, one day, he heard a beautiful deep yodelling coming from the other side of the mountain. He followed the sound like the children and the pied piper and discovered another goatherder. This one had a scruffy beard and no embroidered breeches. But his brown hair was gathered in two beautiful pigtails. Orlando fell in love at once and when the other goatherder gathered him into his arms, the lonely goatherder was lonely no more.
To all the more normal people on my flist, I'm sorry.
Once upon a time there was a lonely goatherder who lived next door to Heidi. When we say next door it was actually several miles, because he was lonely and all that, but Heidi's was the door that was closest. And this goatherder, whose name was Orlando (Imagine him in the little breeches with embroidery? With his curls under the little cap...) spent all his days herding goats.
Then, one day, he heard a beautiful deep yodelling coming from the other side of the mountain. He followed the sound like the children and the pied piper and discovered another goatherder. This one had a scruffy beard and no embroidered breeches. But his brown hair was gathered in two beautiful pigtails. Orlando fell in love at once and when the other goatherder gathered him into his arms, the lonely goatherder was lonely no more.
To all the more normal people on my flist, I'm sorry.
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Date: 2004-12-22 07:16 pm (UTC)Also, the scary part. I'd read this as an actual AU. Viggorli brings out the worst in me. ;)
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Date: 2004-12-22 07:25 pm (UTC)Yodeling Viggo! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I bet he does yodel. During sex.
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Date: 2004-12-22 07:30 pm (UTC)High on the hill was a lonely goatherd, lay-yodelay-yodelay hee hoo....
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Date: 2004-12-22 07:30 pm (UTC)*and dies*
*has Heidi'sboyfriendwhat'shisnameohyeahPeter/Orlando bunnies, and dies more*
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Date: 2004-12-22 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-22 07:33 pm (UTC)To all the more normal people on my flist, I'm sorry.
You have normal people on your flist? Where'd they come from?? Don't they know they don't belong here with us??
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Date: 2004-12-22 08:02 pm (UTC)I don't know. I doubt they'll last long before we scare them away.
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Date: 2004-12-22 09:31 pm (UTC)*puts on dirndl and starts yodelling herself*
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