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[aleathiel]

I just made a disappointing discovery. I surf LJ one handed if I eat in my room (especially breakfast) because that way I feel I can justify the not-working time. Anyway, that's irrelevant, that's just why it was right now.

I discovered that I've started finding sex scenes boring. Yeah, you heard me right. So many are so similar. It's just dull.

So, please rec me fics with original sex scenes (you all know me well enough to know my many pairing preferences). The scenes don't have to be wildly unusual or anything. Just ones that have something that lifts them above the normal, whether in premise or simply in the writing.

ETA: okay, I'll be fair and start off the list.
Fics where the sex is never boring:
perseph2hades's Illiad fanfiction
stewardess_lotr's BHD fics(nope, still haven't seen the film).

And then scroll down the comments and enjoy them with me!

Comments

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

"Insert penis and pump" is not good slash.

LMAO. Exactly. And the same use of words in the same combinations. When it reaches the point where I start scanning the sex scenes to move on to the next part of the fic I know there's something wrong.

Thanks for the links. I'l check them out.

Also, new icon? Can I be a horse?
(reminds me of someone's icon - don't remember who - with Viggo in Hidalgo and the text "Save a horse: ride a cowboy")

[perseph2hades.livejournal.com]

"Save a horse: ride a cowboy"

*raarr*

My icon is my littorina, bless her soul. She killed me with it, as you can imagine. And yes, you can be a horsey in the Stable of Love Lust.