On Argos brides even wore false beards.
According to my classical education (i.e. Monty Python), that was just so they could attend the stoneings.

And may I say, reading your earlier posts, you have the poshest plot bunnies! I'm imagining them with monicles,in tweed, sipping cognac!
*looks down at her own plot bunny which is scratching it arse in public*