I find this very cheering. It astounds me how elderly I was before I learned about lube. Of course, the lube of yore was nothing to write home about, and it's good I avoided it. It was all petroleum/vaseline based and caused infections and broken rubbers and other stupid things.

I would just like to say: AstroGlide. You are my friend.

wonders if there is a place to buy astroglide T-shirts

And remember in a pinch a little lube will tame flyaway hairs and make you look neat again...