When my cat used to do that (I don't let him anymore for exactly this reason) he used to put his paw up over the edge of the desk and hit the keys so I'g get words that looked like tkoiihis.

Oh, and since you're watching: this is what I typed since you're last comment:
Orlando shook his head then let it loll backwards. “Not my thing. Too…” his hands made curving gestures in front of his chest, “…curvy.”

Brad’s grin split his face. “Like ’em small, eh?”

Orlando grinned back, “Yeah, and with a bit more between their legs.”

(It's actually early on. I've given up writing this thing in the righ order)