poisondreams - Excuse me? Random British Man - Yes? poisondreams - Are you C. Feng, by any chance? Random British Man - Er, no, I'm British, I'm afraid. pd - Yes, I know. I sort of know this guy who's British, and he goes by the name "CFeng" online. I thought you might be him. RBM - No. pd - Do you know him? RBM - Ah, no. pd - Since it's a rather small country ... RBM - But with quite a lot of people. pd - I just thought since you had that oh-so-sexy accent and all... and he wears glasses ... RBM - I don't wear glasses. pd - Oh! My mistake then. If you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him, and my address is 2460 SomethingSomething Avenue? RBM - Uh .... pd - Thanks so much! Have a lovely stay in California, go to Knotts Berry Farm and have the chicken!
(Whereupon she runs away, having seen the next Random British Man to accost.)
--az, who hopes poisondreams is easily amused and does not actually live at 2460 SomethingSomething Avenue, as it was made up.
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Random British Man - Yes?
Random British Man - Er, no, I'm British, I'm afraid.
pd - Yes, I know. I sort of know this guy who's British, and he goes by the name "CFeng" online. I thought you might be him.
RBM - No.
pd - Do you know him?
RBM - Ah, no.
pd - Since it's a rather small country ...
RBM - But with quite a lot of people.
pd - I just thought since you had that oh-so-sexy accent and all... and he wears glasses ...
RBM - I don't wear glasses.
pd - Oh! My mistake then. If you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him, and my address is 2460 SomethingSomething Avenue?
RBM - Uh ....
pd - Thanks so much! Have a lovely stay in California, go to Knotts Berry Farm and have the chicken!
(Whereupon she runs away, having seen the next Random British Man to accost.)
--az, who hopes