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Um, is it just me or did anyone else burst out laughing on hearing the new Fatboy Slim single?

What are we when the phallic wonder in us is dead?

I just found some of the notes from my holiday and I'd forgotten that I'd copied this down:

One of the things I read at the beach (obvious beach reading, of course) was Lady Chatterley’s Lover - having just watched the Sean Bean version. Well, to be completely accurate, what I read was The First Lady Chatterley, his first version. It was Version 3 he published.

Anyway, I thought I'd share the following extract with you for your entertainment -

( Ode to a phallus )

Rubies: prologue

New fic. I started this one while I was away in a moment of insane inspiration.

Rubies
Viggo/Sean/Orlando (this part Viggo/Sean)
NC17 overall

AN: for razzleslash, my sibilant-fond beta.

Prologue


(If anyone would make me an icon or a graphic for this fic I would be a very happy bunny. Obviously I will give you a touch of spoiler information to make it possible, if requested.)