RANT

Why the fuck don't we get Troy until six days after the release date?

You do realise I will hate you all between next Friday and the following Thursday? I just thought I'd warn you in advance.

In happier news: banabloom is finished and is back from it's first trip into betaland. You'll probably get it tonight.

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How many more premieres do you think Orlando can miss before he gets a negative reputation?

Here are the others (pics taken from my friendslist)





(ah well, his name is there, I suppose)

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I'm not usually a bandwagon-jumper, but this seemed like a really good idea.

Please tell me what your birthday is (so that I can give you something nice :P)

Add your birthday here please

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I only need about another five hundred coherent words to tidy this thing up. But I don't know where they're hiding.


Also can more of you do the birthday thing if you want me to remember. Or I guess you could just remind me at regular intervals. But I'm thinking that your filling in the tiny form might be easier for both of us.

BanaBloom second half!

Title: BanaBloom Thank You Fic: part two. Get
(because, hey, it was all about requests) Continues straight(!) from part one
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Overall Hector/Paris. Eric/Orlando. For others see below.

AN: Written in thanks to everyone who participated in and voted in the banabloom fanfiction contest. I have the beautiful prize propped up in front of me as I type.
Whew. It's finally finished! The aim was to get it done before any of you saw the film, so I've scraped in under the wire...

This fic contains the things requested on the post:
Viggo/Orlando. Hector/Paris/Persephone. Hector/Paris/Helen. Hector/Helen. Viggo/Eric. Sean. A slavegirl whose name begins with D.
Ropes. Leather. Hairgrabbing. Chocolate. Dancing. Silk. Wine. Honey. Fruit. Twister. Baby oil. Vodka. Jealousy. Voyerism.
Romantic sappy words. "but I can't get my left foor on to the green spot without..."

Betad by the wonderful stewardess_lotr and perseph2hades, without whom I could never have done it.

First part here

Read BanaBloom!