Memo to students of the future...

A few things you should not do.

1. Go out to rowing team (or any other) formal hall dinner on the night before your first essay is due, especially when said essay is less than half written.
2. Drink too much at said formal hall dinner and flirt with attractive second year sitting next to you.
3. End up taking said attractive second year (who also happens to be overall boat club captain) back to your room.
4. Morning of essay due-date day, after said captain leaves, come online and update livejournal instead of writing said essay.

It is currently 10.24 am. Essay deadline is 8pm.
It's going to be a long day, folks. Please help me survive!

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It's 3.15 and I am now half way through. I am actually starting to believe that this stupid thing will actually be written. It won't be the best thing I've ever done, but they are expecting it to be bad - we were actually told that - so hopefully it will be good ENOUGH.

Sigh.

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I did it. It went in at ten minutes to eight. So exhausted.