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[aleathiel]

Why the fuck can't you be friends with a guy without him trying it on?

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[stewardess.livejournal.com]

Because there is only one thing guys want, and you're sitting on it.

-- from "The Job of Sex" by National Lampoon

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR that would be funny if it wasn't so true!

[poisondreams.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I sorry hunny...but look in the mirror...could you resist you if you were a male????

(did I get you to at least smile:) )

[nescienx.livejournal.com]

Because there's about only one thing he can think of all the time?

[magikalcrab.livejournal.com]

3 words.

They.
Have.
Cocks.


Which is generally no problem, except in cases like this.

[matan4il.livejournal.com]

Because they have shit for brain and if they couldn't drool all over you, they'd be at a complete loss?

Is he someone you really didn't expect this from?

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

It did indeed make me smile. Thanks! *hugs*

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Right, he and the entire rest of his gender. Not that we're much better but still!

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's normally a very good thing, in fact. But this is my mate - I really don't need to think about his cock. *pulls face* Yeah, really don't.

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Something like that.

Yeah, it was someone I really didn't expect it from which was what made me angry. There was alcohol involved and he apologised profusely afterwards but it still made me feel both annoyed and icky.

[matan4il.livejournal.com]

The worst part is that they're the assholes and we end up feeling icky about these things. *hugs you*

But at least he did apologize, that's a rarity. And hopefully a sign of hope?

[nitw1t.livejournal.com]

I refer you to 'When Harry met Sally".

There is no such thing as a platonic Male/Female relationship.

[matan4il.livejournal.com]

Nah, you just have to convince him you really are gay. Might involve groping a few women and shaving off all you hair, but it can be done!

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I've forgiven him and put it behind me. He won't do it again because he was genuinely sorry. I was just angry at the time, I don't really care now.

[matan4il.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it! ;) And next time? Make him pay. By singing ridiculous songs out loud while drunk in a bar. *eg*

[cfeng.livejournal.com]

Because you are funny, intelligent, intesting and beautiful.

When you're not pissed off with me, that is. :P

[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. We both know I didn't mean you.

[cfeng.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but felt it needed to be said anyway.

And I meant interesting. I can't type either.