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[aleathiel]

I sat in the library today, surrounded by intelligent people working on serious projects. I wrote porn.

I'll type it up and post it when it's done. It really put me in a good mood, watching all these people engrossed in tomes on the military strategy Henry IV (non-existent as far as I remember), the poplation figures of Ancient Persia and Stalinist archetecture and what it tells us about social issues in Russia (those were the three people closest to me), and I was writing about Viggo fucking Orlando into the mattress.


On an unrelated note, did you know that the subjects within the Athenian Empire in the 4th century BC celebrated the feast Dionysia by parading through the streets of Athens 'each city providing a six foot statue of an erect phallus'? I had an interesting lecture this morning...

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[azriona.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be excited for both, although probably in the moment, more excited for the Queen. But then, I'm an American, and we have this thing for royalty. *grin*

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[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

You can have 'em. All of them. And especially Charlie-boy. I mean honestly!

My friend Andrew went to school with Wills and Harry at Eton. He says they're both actually really dull to talk to.

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[azriona.livejournal.com]

Doesn't surprise me, all that much. If I were them, I'd be nervous about saying things to people, wondering what would be thrown back in my face in the gossip columns the next day.

All the same. If I were five years younger ... and not married ... I'd be all over Wills. He's awfully cute.

And you can keep Charlie, thanks. We've got Fergie over here already, telling us to buy things at Westfield malls and subsribe to Weight Watchers.

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[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

Sure, he's cute, but there's not much between his ears. Can't comment on between his thighs...

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[azriona.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're horrid! Sure you can't comment? *wink*

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[aleathiel.livejournal.com]

I can't comment coz I don't know, and if I did I wouldn't comment because I'd be afraid of lawsuits. Andrew might know - showers after rugby games or something (the idea of slashing them is somewhat appealing - I'm going to hell!), but I'd have to be very drunk to ask him. And even then I'm not sure I'd post it on the internet (well... maybe...)